The Bro Code Amendments (I to V)
I. A Bro is entitled to have sex with his Bro’s ex if she initiates it, she is really hot, or his Bro is out of town or in a different room.
II. If a Bro writes and directs a trilogy of awesome space-themed sagas that define a generation ‘s childhood, he is forbidden from later tarnishing that legacy by crapping out a prequel trilogy that forces Bros to specify “Episodes 4 to 6″ or “the real trilogy” when referencing what was once a perfect series of movies, regardless of how anyone feels about Ewoks.
III. Should a Bro becomes aware that his Bro has a really hot sister (a nine or higher), she is no longer protected under Article 19: A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. That said, a Bro should reevaluate if the sister kind of resembles his Bro in a wig.
IV. A Bro shall never turn away a Bro who shows up uninvited at his door with a box of porn.
V. If your Bro finds himself living with a chick, it is no longer acceptabler for yo to show up uninvited at his door with a box of porn.